The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

June 26 - July 29, 2007

In our Main Stage Theater

 

Written by Larry L. King & Peter Masterson
Music & Lyrics by Carol Hall
Directed by Rod A. Lansberry

Musical Mayhem Texas Style

This happy-go-lucky view of small town vice and statewide political side-stepping recounts the good times and the demise of the Chicken Ranch. For more than 100 years it's been one of the better pleasure palaces in all of Texas. Governors, senators, mayors and even victorious college football teams have frequented Miss Mona's cozy bordello until that puritan nemesis, Watchdog, focuses his television cameras and his righteous indignation on the institution.The southern bawdry humor can't hide that these sinners have hearts of pure gold.

Single Tickets

Previews, Fri, Sat & Sun, June 22, 23 & 24, 7:30 p.m., $27

Show Schedule & Prices:
Fri & Sat, 7:30 p.m. and Sat & Sun, 2:00 p.m.; prime $48, value $42
Tues, Wed, Thurs, 7:30 p.m. and Wed, 1:00 p.m.; prime $44, value $38

Special Holiday show time: Wed, July 4, 1:00 p.m. show has been moved to Thur, July 5, 1:00 p.m. and Wed, July 4, 7:30 p.m. show has been moved to Sun, July 8, 7:30 p.m.

Audio-described performance for the blind: Sat, July 28, 2:00 p.m.
Talk back - a moderated conversation after the show: Fri, July 6, 7:30 p.m. and Wed, July 12, 1:00 p.m.

Group Prices

Great prices for groups of 10 or more guests.
Call the box office for group rates and reservations 720-898-7200

Final Friday

Fri, July 27, 6:00 p.m. on the Outdoor Patio
$15 for pre-show dinner
$55 for pre-show dinner and show
First Drink is on us!

Celebrate summer with an outdoor bar-b-que. Wash it all down with ice cold lemonade, refreshing ice tea, domestic beer or wine.

Call 720-898-7200 by June 26 to reserve your place.

Women's Night Out

Wed, July 11, 6:00 p.m.
$15 for pre-show reception
$52 for pre-show reception and show
First Drink is on us!

Stay tuned for details on this fabulous pre-show event.